kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

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  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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procrastinates:

mantodeya:

stockh0lmsyndrome:

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

FUCKIN A

>:)

:))))
5secondsofsexpots: Thank you for the ship! :D I loved it; I would love to be with Luke and go on a cute little picnic and stuff :) :3 Charlie :) x

no problem xx

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help i need a hot boy to cuddle with me and love me unconditionally despite my flaws.

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ALL 5SOS SONGS

arxticluke:

hey guys so I thought i’d make a masterlist of links to all of 5sos’ songs including acoustics, live performances, studio versions and even a few unreleased songs. it took me a while to make this so please enjoy! if i missed anything you’d like to see on this list, please let me know! Also let me know if you’d like help downloading any of these :-)

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englishcalum:

stylinsunflowers:

but guys hE LOOKS LIKE THE KID WHO THE SCHOOL BULLY THINKS HE CAN BE RUDE TOO AND LUKE FINALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT AND KNOW HES WALKING BACK AND LOOKING AT HIM ON THE FLOOR AND SOMEONE DO SOEMTHING TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME

I have reblogged this 6 times just for that ^

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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inkskinned:

why is it that in media when a woman is overly confident she’s the antagonist and like literally seen as evil but when a dude is overly confident he’s the roguish protagonist who maybe apologizes but more likely than not just gets laid what is with that 

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ships !!

lostcliffxrd:

this is my first time doing these sooo

you have to …

- reblog this

- follow me if you haven’t already

- ship me (w/ a reason), ask me a question, give me a fmk, or give me a wyr

- have an about me/face page/describe yourself in my ask

you get …

- a ship/reason why i ship you

- a couple song (selected by shuffle)

- a cute lil blurb

if this gets no notes, it never happened and i’ll just crawl away and cry in shame

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togepathetic:

when you upload a photo on instagram and it gets no likes within 10 minutes

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cyrilliart:

The boys planning our total destruction at 1DHQ
STRESSFULTEEN